Peter North Decorator, Ejaculating Penis

Let me start by saying ,my husband is a total pussy no fun…I found this toy by accident and it’s the best thing I every bought I’m 5’4” 110lbs 34 D my husband doesn’t enjoy sex as much as I do (he thinks once a week is fine) well now I don’t need him , I have my Peter. To punish him I play with it while he’s in bed with me but he is not allowed to participate, or even look. Its great too know that my tight pussy is getting fucked and he can’t do anything about it then I start sucking it and make it cum in my mouth…. Then I give my pussy husband a big kiss and ask him HOW DOES MY LOVER TASTE!!!! He hates it…LOL

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Topco Sales Peter North Decorator is an entertaining edition to porn star dongs. I love Peter North and his pistol abilities. My sweetie and I spent quality time in the kitchen mixing up a batch of the cum recipe. I was eager to get the festivities going. With the toy filled for action me any sweetie got hot and heavy with Peter. When I was ready to come, I squeezed Peter's balls and the juice went flying. It's erotic and sexy especially when sweetie got his chance at target practice.

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This "thing" when mailed out smelled like a bad disease! (rubber gone bad?) burned the throat and lips... had a spunk like a new shower curtain! The head had a hole in the side so couldn't get a seal to load it up and the balls as big as they are, would spew like a virgin - no squirt at all, just a hiss & dribble. If you like a burning sensation in your throat you'll never forget... along with a smell like your eating a shower curtain and can suck hard... this retarded dick is for you!

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I like to strap on Peter Norths cock..lube it up..and jack it off like its my own cock. The fact that I know hes gonna explode in those great big high squirts makes me want to jack it off. I love to make it explode all over my tits, face and hair. Then I turn it around and squat over it and pump it deep and hard. It really feels like a real cock. For me, its all about the cock head and the big cumshot. If you like that as well get this cock. Makes me grunt Ohhh Peter! I use it daily.

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my woman Loves it but wishes it did not vibrate and was made for a strap on.It works great with water.

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Wow! I am so HAPPY that I invested my money in this b.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l cock! I use it everyday, sometimes 3Xs a day if Im really horny..this size is quite pleasurable and has brought me great pleasure and many smiles...Im ready to move onto the John Holmes size...

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not as big as indicated

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This dildo worked okay. the size was not an issue. Did not really feel the ejaculating sensation as I thought I would.

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Ladies and gents beware that pics and descriptions can be deceiving because this is a big dong! For those of you who like that full, stretched feeling, this will be a great addition to a toybox. For anal stimulation, lube and patience are essential! Not too keen on the ejaculatory capabilities of this dong, but if you must I would recommend using plain yogurt or yogurt thinned out with water. The vibe is also a nice bonus to this toy. All in all a great toy and god bless PN for making a mold of his hammer!

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I bought this vibrator a long time ago. Unfortunately, I never really got to use the vibrating feature because it broke,lol. Also, I can no longer use the ejaculating feature. The only thing I dont like about this cock, is that its not stiff enough, so it is kind of awkward when it goes in and doesnt glide in all that easy. Im suprised no one mentioned this. Its also kind of expensive. However, I like it still. It turns me on so bad looking at it. Its sooooo hot. I like to suck on it, and when the cum feature did work, I loved to fill it up with a substance and let it come all over my breasts especially, and in my mouth. I fucked my ass with it quite a few times. It felt so good. Im surprised I didnt really have problems with inserting in my ass. Its kind of difficult to insert in your pussy at first, but once you do..it feels so good. I love the way it fills me all the way up. I cum so hard with it. I have almost got the entire thing in before, but you have to be super horny for this. Im getting so horny thinking about it now, might have to use it soon. :)

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Two words. Anal hemorrhaging. I put this up my butt and it literally tore me apart. I spent 4 months in the hospital undergoing plastic surgery to stitch my sphincter back together. Ill never be the same...

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I really recommend this dildo. Its a nice thickness and feels really good sliding in and out of your ass. A suction cup would be nice, but its still enjoyable. I dont bother with the cum function. The best thing about this dildo is that the vibration device is much closer to the head of the penis (rather than right at the base) which really allows for maximum prostate stimulation. Its great!

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Please before you buy understand that a 2x9, is huge. I have not got it in yet. the design is great feels awsome. Just remember 2x9!!!!!!!

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Any girl/woman would love this toy! I got the chance to try it quite by accident when I was house-sitting for my single aunt while I was home from college. I was in bed one night watching TV and I opened her night stand drawer looking for some aspirin. As I rummaged through it, I felt something round but odd beneath some magazines. I almost shit when I pulled this huge rubber dick out and saw the actual size of it! After my initial shock, I got turned on just holding it (it looked very real, just alot bigger) My pussy was getting wet so I switched it on out of curiosity. It felt so sexy as I squeezed the huge vibrating shaft in my hands and I couldnÂ’t resist pressing it against my clit and slide it back & forth between my lips. I was horny as hell and after a few minutes I was dripping, I was past the point of no return. I put the large head of the dildo against the opening of my pussy and pushed but it was just too thick to go in. Since it was much larger than any real cock I have ever encountered I coated the tip of it with some KY oil I found and tried again, this time holding it with both hands at the base. It finally popped in and I managed to get about half the shaft in me, working it slowly for the next 20 minutes. As the discomfort of being stretched that much subsided, I gradually built up to a good pumping pace until I exploded in a multiple orgasm. I used it again several more times that week & I have ordered one of my own now!

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This was the best vibe Ive ever had. My husband bought this for me and we used it together. I came almost immediately!!! I will use Peter over and over again. I may never have another. This really is a must in a lasting marriage with a great sex life.MUST BUY!!!

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i bought this dildo in november, i used it on my girlfriends pussy, cause its too large for her ass (shes only 56 110lbs), but she likes it a lot, its bigger then my dick, but its not real :), its a good thing to buy.

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Let me tell you guys and Gals, if you are looking for a great cock, this is it. Me and my wifes best friend! We first bought a smaller cock, 6 1 3/4 round, then we decided to get this because of the cumming action, (she loves being cummed in!) When we first got it she made a couple of comments on how big it was, and yes itis! Started off with my cock fucking her, then moved to the 6 super soft cock, stayed on top of her rubbing my cock against her clit while she was getiing with the other cock, then put peter to the test, lubbed it up, put the head on her pussy lips then put it in...OMG... she came in about two seconds, stayed on top of her rubbing my cock on her clit while peter humped her like no tomorrow, she came again after a couple of minutes. Bottom line this is a great cock, buy it for you and your wife, she will love it, if she needs to work up to the size, buy a little smaller cock, and break her in, then move to this, she will love you for it!!!

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My wife and I think its great - she likes it more than me but I still have a lot of fun with it. Sometimes I answer the door holding it behind my back, and if its somebody I know (as opposed to some door to door salesman), I say Stick em up! and let fly with a big dollop of man-yogurt right in the punim! Plain yogurt works well - weve tried Jurgens lotion (too greasy) Elmers Glue (Peters actual secret - disaster, we had to order a new dong), custard (too gloppy but tastes OK), egg whites (OK but let them thaw completely if frozen) and Hellmans mayonnaise (not the best, wish theyd bring back the moose commercial). Its really versatile - in fact, my wifes using it right now to frost a cake for a surprise party were throwing for her mother. All in all, Id have to say the Peter North Decorator is the best toy we own - and we have several. BT

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My wife and I have threesomes with a friend of hers. The ladies dont like licking each others pussies so I suggested a dildo. Now the ladies love fucking each other with this dildo. This dildo was a little big at first for my wifes friend, but the ability to load it up with lube helped. We just put astroglide in the dildo and slowly pushed it into my wife friends pussy, as we pushed it in we squirted lube from it. It looks lincredible going into her. She has a small but very hairy pussy. It streched her lips to the max and it looks like it is going into a furry tunnle. Once it is inside her she has great orgasms.

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i love it

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I have a perfect solution for the cum recipe!!! 1 cup cold water, stir in till dissolved ,1 tblsp of corn starch,,, heat until you get the right thickness you want.Add enough salt to taste.--- Omit salt if you are going to use it in your ass or pussy!Great product!

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I bought this for my wife about a year ago. She is 5, 100lbs. The first time we used it she said it hurt and we stopped. A few months later I tried again and licked her as I slowly slid this monster in. She liked that better. The 3rd time we used it was a few months ago - she was drunk and I slapped a Magnum condom on ol Pete and started licking her again as I slowly slid a lubed up Pete in her. She was gasping as it slid in and out of her (only half way in!) - I made the mistake of going too fast and she got scared of the mind blowing impending orgasm. She had me stop but she was definitely into it and was beyond wet. Shell come around!

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If you are thinking about having anal sex with this, dont. The ejaculate fucks up ur asshole and it is too thick and will make you lose bowel control. Me and my partner both experienced this problem. Id rather have a vibrating cock in my tight anus anyways.

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this is a great tool to learn how to suck a cock and swallow the load..I have two now, one I suck on while the other is in my ass..Should have a suction cup..

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I bought this for my wife. She tried it out she loves it. Cant believe how good it works. She screwed the hell out of this, no problems with the product. What an orgasm it will bring. This could be an every day toy. She rides pete and me trying to get all three of us to cum together. Great double penatration toy. Worth every penny.

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I bought this Dong a month ago and have fucked it twice a day (in the morning & before I go to sleep at night) everyday since it arrived. I am a single 27 women with a very strong sex drive...Peter satifies me everytime as I am gaurenteed to Orgasm when he is deep inside my pussy ;-) . The fact that he blows his load at the same time I cum is a bonus. I travel quite a bit on business and Peter always travels with me, Im sure the airport security crews have had a couple of gasps/laughs, but I dont care, maybe some of the women will get one, they wont be dissapointed.. VERY SATISFIED Lorrie

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Just like Peter North this cock aims to please. I love it. Thank you Peter!

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I like the cock head, a nice rim. The length satisfied me Very Very Much. I Put it on the sofa arm and that gave me control. On my back I had someone else use it on me and yes the gush of warmth is so good. I read the other review with the woman putting her husbands semen inside the cock. That is so hot....

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This is a perfect training aid to learn to suck cock and swallow. I am a sissy, and my girlfriend likes to fuck me with dildos, especially strap-ons. This was a way for me to experience giving a blowjob. She made me suck her cock, calling me a bitch and having me work on it like a pro for what seemed like an hour. Then, at just the right time, she started to blow her load in my mouth. Then she pulled out and shot it all over my face. The ejaculating dildo was delightfully humiliating. This is something I would do in front of an audience of her girlfriends.

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I have been using dildos for over 20 years and nothing has satisfied me like this one.

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Ok, so I was sitting home bored one night and I thought I would go sniff my wifes underwear, you know, because I wanted to get all excited. So Im looking through her shit and I stumble upon this 12 inches of fun. What the hell is this I thought to myself? I picked it up by the balls and started to examine it. It was like a vodoo penis. All of the sudden I hear a knock at the door and it is my friend SuperNova. I am standing there with my shlong and he looks at me like, Dude, wheres my car. Then he hesitated and corrected himself. Dude, what the hell on earth is in your hand. Oh this is a vodoo penis. See, it does whatever I tell it to. All I have to do is give it a command and it will follow suit. Finally, my friend turned to me and said Vodoo penis my ass! The rest is history. For the rest of the night we played with it, tossed it around and put it in each others butts. I bought my wife a new one because we broke hers in half from using our teeth. Now I know what a bad blow job feels like. Yippie!

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Now that I finally figured out how to fully load it up, and clean it[using a food injector ie:large hypodermic needle]. Ive tryed cream of mushroom,cream of celery,clam chouder,thinned out with milk.MUST strain into a cup,let cool.also goats milk,there are so many ideas.I got to try the yogart next.Needs to have a suction cup base!!!!!!!!!.

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I got this for my birthday. Fay my Girlfriend filled it up with yogurt and let me use it on myself. when it had cum inside me she licked me clean. hey ladies...its good for girl on girl action too

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I bought this because I was single and I needed a dong that would make me cum. Since I bought it there hasnt been a night that I havent used it!! First I suck it then I refill it and use it in my ass!! It feels so nice and realistic, all guys should try it!!!

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I used the recipe with eggs sugar milk which was better than yogurt. Everything about the dildo satisfied me ...wish there was a larger reservoir for the fake cum mixture.... oh..by the way..... at a 3-some i loaded my husbands cum inside the fake cock...the other woman didnt want to get fucked by my husband because she didnt want to get pregnant.....I used the cock on her with his sperm loaded and well she is a month pregnant now....Ill never tell.

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My wife had become expert at finger fucking my arse so when I found this monster she was as keen as I was to give it a try. The size of it made it quite difficult to penetrate at first but once I relaxed it was heaven on earth. She teases me by asking if I want it to come inside me and only squeezes the balls to ejaculate when I beg her to let it come. Now a Friday night special - she even lets me dress up in her stockings and suspenders to heighten the pleasure.

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i just used it again and it was very enjoyable. it is a good average size dildo with nice vibration. the thought of its capability to squirt inside me is an extra turn on.the texture is realistic and comfortable and smooth,flexible and firm .i filled it with saliva among other things, so you can get creative and excited about what to fill it with.

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What a fine piece of equipment. It took some time to get used to the girth of this tool. But once you do it is all worth it. It is very realistic feeling and the ejaculation part is out of this world. I only wish It would do more. I used water based KY lube, it helped with lubracation of my ass and filled my hole with pleasure.

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This is a real big boy. My wife cums almost continuously with this one, and when it squirts in her she goes over the edge. It is kind of intimidating to my modest 5er, and she feels really loose and wet after using this toy. Really feels like seconds to me without the hassle of a third party.

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The size really satisfies after you get used to it. It really needs a suction cup. The rubber feels so life-like. I think it was worth the price.

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I got home one day and my wife had it on hiding under her long loose skirt. I didnt see it when I walked by. She told me to look at something in our bedroom. As soon as I walked in she shut the door and immediatley depantsed me. Then she shoved me face first onto the bed and pulled my boxers down too. I was excited to know what she had planned. Then she pulled up her skirt and just forced it in me I sighed with joy.She just rode and talked dirty. After a couple of minutes it shot out a warm thick liquid. Then I really jumped and almost fell off the bed. I looked to make sure it was her and she just smiled and said Squirt Bitch

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I bought this for my wife to see if she would like two cocks at once . She really loves this toy . I want to get her into swinging so i thought this was a great way for both of us to get use to two cocks . It was fun watching her get off with it well worth the money.If you are looking for somthing to put a little spice in the bedroom try it. Have fun Rob

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went out shopping with the wife and got this beasty. she loves it had her first 1 for a year. she broke the wireing pretty quick but loved it as a dong. should have a suction base. She loves it like a second husband and makes the little tramp squirt 4 us most times. its a site to behold her head thrown back, both hands on the base fucking her brains out, while I tell her its her fireman mantoy giving it to her and fill her with his hot sticky spunk and she gushing ten times better than those female squirt moves. Weve had her perform for other special guests a time or too. PS true story

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I got this to practice deep throating. It took some practice to get it all the way down. I thought it was a little difficult to get the liquid in. It definitely needs a suction base.

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I love Peter North, and I had been looking for a product like this for a long time. It is beautiful, and it is great to suck on, but I would really like this without the bells and whistles. Id like it to come with a suction cup base.

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My Husband bought this for me (Just for fun), Well I was a bit scared of it at first but WOW!!! when I finally loosend up and let it in my pussy I just melted, I think I had two or three orgasms before he told me it squirts....well that got me real hot....when I was ready for my next orgasm he squeezed the balls and released what seamed to be a half gallon of cum (it was just very warm water he put in) and I will tell you I screamed it felt so good....Excellent Toy, Love it!!

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This is a GREAT toy, I do not get to use it often, but when I do! I fill it with milk a shake from a fast food restaurant suck and lick it . It is more than I can not take fully into my mouth, but it is fun to feel it cumming for me. I want to try other fluids to fill it.

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This was definitely worth every penny. I use it in my butt and the ejaculating sensation is great.I suggest you get this if your looking for a realistic experience.

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A-ok

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I bought this to give head to and get a realistic load of cum in my mouth. It works really well for the cum part. Just a little too big for cock sucking. Other than that, it is great!

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This item worked well better then what I expected. I bought this item because I like the feel of a load being blown into my ass and couldnt get enough so i first bought the butt plug that squrits and I did enjoy it, but I was looking around a shop and found a realistic cock that cums so i bought it and it works so well Ill take it every where I go and if I get horny Ill drop my pants, slip it in (only if Im by myself) and just start enjoying it. It is well worth the price.

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Warm the yogurt for 15-20 sec. in a microwave, feels real when it squirts, very fulfilling. I also use it for oral practice.

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The recipe enclosed would not be a good concoction due to the sugar content, as one customer pointed out...may increase chances of yeast infection, but plain yogurt is an excellent substitute. Some women might like to know that the active bacteria cultures in yogurt are known to fight yeast infection. It is recomended to apply it directly to the source as well as ingesting it orally. This product would be an excellent and fun way to apply it!

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